Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
