dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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