On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
