it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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