hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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