We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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