Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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