Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We're facebook friends in real life
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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