THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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