We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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