yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His hands were made for my vagina.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
