What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My dick has a subreddit
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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