I wanna passion pit in your ass
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
