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What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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