Whod you bang
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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