I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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