he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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