Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we're blogging at a bar
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
