I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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