i just had sex bonerless
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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