Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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