Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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