Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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