dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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