She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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