im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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