I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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