I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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