Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
