just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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