just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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