so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
