i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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