Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
