I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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