i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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