What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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