is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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