Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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