apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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