This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her vagine was all disorganized.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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