I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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