Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i now understand why vodka
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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