The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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