Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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