How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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