school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just googled if crying burns calories
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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