You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
