doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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