If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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