Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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